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Actually, not an actual recipe but a dynamite discovery of one.  It began several years ago when one of my wife's restaurant customers offered to cook us a deep-fired turkey.  I'd never heard of it, but we decided to go along with it.  Turns out it is a southern Cajun thing and after tasting my first one I said, "I gotta get me the stuff to do this.  I don't care what it costs!"  Honest.  Absolutely a taste to die for!

Follow my instructions and you'll have a super-tasting treat and have completed it safely, too!

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Loading pic.  Thanks for waiting.The first thing you do is go get yourself a genuine turkey fryer.  They sell 'em in kits.  Sears has 'em.  I got mine at Barbeque Galore.  Cost?  From $59 - $100 depending on the size, accessories, stainless steel or not, etc.  They include the big pot, wrought iron stand, propane connection, lowering handle for the bird, and a thermometer for the oil.

I suggest spending the extra $$$ for the stainless steel pot as they are way easier to clean.  Also, check to see if it comes with an inner basket.  Great for frying buffalo wings or steaming corn on the cob for that outdoor deck party.  And no, the propane tank is not included but those can be had for around $30 most anywhere.

The plastic is on the ground so any oil spattering won't kill the grass.  I learned my lesson one day!

Loading pic.  Thanks for waiting.Better yet, I found something better to make your cooking safer.  Place all of you gear inside a 37 gallon galvanized trash can!  If there is any flow over it'll safely settle into the bottom of the can.  It'll also act as a wind shield to better control the flame.  Also, the oil will cook up faster as the air around the outside of the fryer is heated. If there is a fire it will be contained in the trash can to be put out by your nearby fire extinguisher.  No damage to your deck or grass!  And DO NOT cook under any overhangs!

You may have to cut down the fryer stand's legs to make it fit but is well worth it.


Loading pic.  Thanks for waiting.Next, purchase yourself a meat marinade injector.  Get yourself your favorite flavor of INJECTABLE marinade.  Regular won't work as the spices will clog up the needle.  I like the herb and garlic flavor and order mine by the gallon from Chef Williams cajun injector site.  Enter those key words in any search engine to get to it.

Inject the bird at the 'x' locations using the same puncture hole but varying where the needle goes in.  Depress the injector as you slowly pull it out.  You want veins of marinade - not pockets. I use nearly an entire jar for each bird.

I should add that a deep-fried turkey should be in the 12-16 lb. range.  No bigger.  I prefer a 14 pounder.


Loading pic.  Thanks for waiting. Heat peanut oil up to 350 degrees.  Once the bird is in the temp will drop and you'll get it up to around 325 degrees.  Loading pic.  Thanks for waiting.

There are marks on the pot to how much you should have depending on the weight of the bird. Then gently lower that bad boy into the hot oil.  BE CAREFUL HERE!  Make sure you have gloves on!  Lower the bird slowly as the oil will splatter and you may be burned.

SAFETY ELEMENTS HERE:

  • Get the bird as close to room temp as you can before lowering into the oil.  A cold bird will cause the oil to splatter.  Make sure the bird is DRY, too.

  • Rear thick gloves when lowering the bird.  If the oil splatters and burns your hand your first reaction will be to drop the bird and then the oil will overflow tremendously, possibly starting an oil fire.

  • If when slowly lowering the bird and the oil is getting close to the top, tip the bird in and out like a giant teabag to allow the oil to cool down about 10 degrees to match the bird.  This will reduce the frying bubbles.

  • Have a garden hose and kitchen fire extinguisher nearby.

  • DO NOT fry the bird unattended.  The oil temp is controlled by the amount of fire and you may find the oil's temp has skyrocketed if you didn't monitor the heat.  Plan on making an outdoor entertaining event while your cooking.

Also, DO NOT do this on a wood deck!  The oil will stain and if the pot tips over you'll be wishing "You're in good hands with Allstate!"  Have a fire extinguisher nearby just in case.

No markings on your pot?  No prob.  Simply place the bird in the empty pot and pour the oil into it until the bird is covered.  Then just pull the oil-dripping bird out until you're ready to fry.

How long do you cook it?  Well, after checking lots of recipes on the Internet they either suggest 3 or 4 minutes per pound.  I get great results at 3.25 minutes per pound or approximately 45 minutes for a 14 lb. bird.  After the allotted minutes, pull the bird out and check to see if it is to your liking.  If not, lower it back in to finish.

You can get 3-4 birds done using the same oil. Some people suggest using a rub on the outside of the bird but I don't care for that because it dirties up the oil faster for subsequent fryings.


Loading pic.  Thanks for waiting.This is what you look like when you do silly things like cook turkeys for friends on Thanksgiving.  Yes, nothing like being outside with your neighbors thinking, "What the hell is he doing next door to create such an incredible smell in the air?"  Don't forget the cold drink and cigar!

During the Thanksgiving holidays 2003, I cooked 3 birds.  These birds are absolutely delicious if you serve 'em up still warm.  So if you're planning on cooking some for friends, try and set a time-line up with them to pick 'em up while they're hot.  If you put'em in an aluminum pan and cover it up with a foil tent, they'll stay warm for hours!


Loading pic.  Thanks for waiting.And here is the result!  No, that's not barbeque sauce on it but a deep, rich, brown frying.  How does it taste?  Incredible.  The marinade is super and the frying seals everything in.  Super moist inside to boot!  BELIEVE ME, after doing a couple of these I spend the day before Thanksgiving making a day of doing a lot of 'em for friends after they've tasted one.  If you want to be the hit of your next Thanksgiving, bring along a deep-fired turkey.  Not to replace the traditional oven bird but to add as a before dinner treat.  I guarantee you there will only be the carcass remaining!


NOVEMBER  and CHRISTMAS 2001 UPDATE!

To the left are two whole chickens that I deep-fried.  My wife, Tina, loved it.  (1/2 of one, of course.) Two of 'em at 4 pounds each were fried for about 25 minutes.  I rubbed seasoned salt on them before the big dunk.

We've done chicken PARTS coated with flour and seasoned salt and they, too, are incredible!  Try 'em.

Here's something new I tried for Christmas Eve; that is, deep-frying handmade crab cakes for my wife, Tina.  They're one of her favorites.

And yes, they tasted just as good as they looked when they came out of the fryer.  I made 'em burger size and fried them for precisely 3 minutes.  Click here for the recipe!  Hmmmm...good!


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